Virtual Sex League

This video is seriously AWESOME. I found this gem on suicidebots.com, and I can’t tell if this guy is on drugs or just a genius. He’s either going to get a Nobel or at the very least figure out what electrodes do to his dick when he plays Harder Better Faster Stronger.

I must salute jKingJulien for that one. Amazing. The homoeroticism is heady and strong in here.

And now for the cumshot:

Daito is a musician who specialized in interactive sound, images, and lighting.

Is that what they’re calling electrosex fetishes these days?

For more Daito click here.

For My Birthday

Happy Birthday to me!

This angry android is just the thing to get the collective panties of robot-hating conspiracy theorists everywhere in a bunch.

This detached head-more commonly known as Jules-is bored, and would like to thin out the human population for laughs. You know what they say about idle hands doing the devil’s work…I guess we can thank the robotics engineers at the University of Bristol, UK that he doesn’t have hands.

Funnily, Neill Campbell, who led the research that brought David Hanson’s animatron to life said “We are really attuned to how a face moves, and if it’s slightly wrong, it gives us a feeling that the head is somehow creepy.”

I don’t think that’s why the head is creepy, Neill.

This cluelessness is a pervasive theme, as shown by Kerstin Dautenhahn’s dingy comment: “Research has shown that if you have a robot that has many human-like features, then people might actually react negatively towards it.”

Apparently these robotics engineers and researchers don’t comprehend that the reason their robot is creepy is because they programmed it to talk about killing large groups of people, not because they made it lifelike.

Silly scientists, hire a shrink next time you decide to program a personality, and maybe you won’t have to worry about the ethics of letting children bond with it.